New American Lawn Ornament

I've never seen so many in all my life. Recently, I had a client who was also a real estate broker in my office. She was trying to sell her property which is in an area described as "red hot" by the pundits (for all that's worth). Her comment,

"Nuthin's sellin."

So, as Donald Fagan said:

C'mon snakehips, it's all over now
Strap in tight cause it's a long sweet ride