Chester Farms

My dog Chester, being the international entrepreneur he is, decided in 1999 to launch a wine bearing his name. He of course enlisted me to pick the blackberries, (it takes five pounds to make one gallon of wine), mix the berries, rack the wine, bottle the wine, and do all the clean up. He lended his name and "special ingredients." Because he's such a damn fine good one, I agreed.

So, all of these


eventually, after the Champagne yeast is done eating the sugar and excreting the alcohol, become this...



And, the first person who replies with an address (P.O. Box is fine--I'm not stalking anyone) can get a bottle of Chester Farms, Wildberry III wine sent to them. You'll thank the good pup.